January 2012
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I plan on spending this last night of 2011 the same way I spent many other nights in 2011: I don’t remember.
Jan 1st
December 2011
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“My friend told me he no longer likes the Black Keys because they’re...”
– Haven’t we been complaining about a lack of taste-worthy music on MTV for like a decade now? Once you kids get your cake you decide you want ice cream instead.
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Through the surrender of the swollen eyes do we find the way of the wind.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: You're a great man.
Dec 30th
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So, who else is anxious about the upcoming year?
Dec 28th
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want to know where to find a good laugh?
Log into your old myspace account.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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At any given moment, somebody is turning their night into a makeshift confessional through music or something subjective at his or her’s disposal. This is where I mourn for my freezer’s lack of ice cream and remain baffled by the sleet pouring outside my window, where only a few days ago it was rainy, muddy, and disgustingly humid. These Decembers are starting to worry me.
Dec 24th
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“Chloe in the afternoon…”
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Talking bears, surfing, an accomplishment with years of invested time, a bright yellow jeep, and nothing but roughhousing, good times, and endless adventure. I don’t think there was any time at all to sleep during this dream. Of course, when I woke up to screeching car brakes and nasty weather outside of my window, the dream was left locked deep down in the trenches of my imagination, and...
Dec 22nd
“What’s up?”
Dec 22nd
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Jogging to the sounds of SBTRKT on the kind of breezy day where the clouds are suspiciously absent is the kind of Wednesday I had in mind.
Dec 21st
“The oldest records are the boldest records.”
Dec 21st
I have defied the hipster quota
Bye bye, beard!
Dec 20th
I should probably calm down on the eating for...
After this giant bowl of ice cream, anyway…
Dec 19th
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I can’t wait until I move out of this fucking city.
Dec 18th
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“My Facebook Wall is currently either a paternity utopia or the next episode of...”
– Or: A lot my old classmates and friends are preggers. 
Dec 14th
“Coffee and ice cream and coffee.”
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
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to feel a hunger through the heart boiling points in the bloodline ignite a fuming red pulse through the veins in and out and in again out and back right through again — the passing of a new beat for the soul to wrap itself around.
Dec 10th
“I need a second job. Somebody hire me as their shoe buffer.”
Dec 9th
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Loosen the kinks, fill the voids, and keep your eye on the prize.
Dec 8th
anybody in new orleans in need of a roomie next...
I’m looking to relocate in time for the fall semester next year and my lease ends in May. I clean and can cook fantastic dinners! Keep an ear open please!
Dec 6th
underpantz asked: hi i really really like your blog.
Dec 4th
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Finances can teach you a thing or two about your peers.
Dec 4th
“hopping a train to st. elsewhere.”
Dec 2nd